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For the last decade I have been proud to serve on the board of a non-profit dedicated to cleaning up our waterways, The Freshwater Trust. One of the biggest and most frightening environmental disasters we will face over the next fifty years involves our most precious and important comodity – water. My good friend and head of The Freshwater Trust delivered a Ted Talk on the problem – and most importantly the solution –  that you might find interesting.

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Maybe We’re Not As Stupid As I Thought. People Do Think Climate Change Is Real.

If you have been listening to the news lately you might assume that there is a major disagreement in this country concerning whether or not man-made climate change is real.  Many people, myself included, find the discussion confusing, since virtually every credible expert in the field acknowledges that we are in the midst of massive man-made climate change , and that without quick action things will get much worse.  Add to this the fact that we have experienced the most volatile weather in recorded history over the last few years, and you would think there would be consensus on the issue.  But the media is filled with “climate change deniers and skeptics”,  giving the impression we are in the midst of serious debate over the issue.

Perhaps this is the result of many of the positions taken by many prominent Republicans.  Here is what a few of the recent Republican candidates had to say on the issue:

Mitt Romney while campaigning in New Hampshire – “Do I think the world’s getting hotter? Yeah, I don’t know that but I think that it is. I don’t know if it’s mostly caused by humans… What I’m not willing to do is spend trillions of dollars on something I don’t know the answer to.”    

Rick Santorum on The Rush Limbaugh Show – “I believe the earth gets warmer and I also believe the earth gets cooler. And I think history points out that it does that and that the idea that man, through the production of CO2 — which is a trace gas in the atmosphere, and the man-made part of that trace gas is itself a trace gas — is somehow responsible for climate change is, I think, just patently absurd when you consider all the other factors, El Niño, La Niña, sunspots, moisture in the air. … To me, this is an opportunity for the left to create — it’s really a beautifully concocted scheme because they know that the earth is gonna cool and warm.”

Rick Perry while campaigning in New Hampshire – “I think there are a substantial number of scientists who have manipulated data so that they will have dollars rolling in to their projects. I think we’re seeing it almost weekly or even daily, scientists who are coming forward and questioning the original idea that man-made global warming is what is causing the climate to change.”

Michelle Bachman in a speech to the House – “Carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas; it is a harmless gas … And yet we’re being told that we have to reduce this natural substance and reduce the American standard of living to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in the Earth.”

In fact, virtually every major Republican candidate, with the exception of John Huntsman who said in a tweet – “I believe in evolution and trust scientists on global warming. Call me crazy” joined the climate denier bandwagon.

So the natural assumption would be that this was reflective of what their constituent’s believe.  But according to a major new study by Yale University that is just not the case.  In fact, 72% of all voters think that climate change is real, and should be a priority for our politicians.  Finally something that both Democrats and Republicans agree on!  While more Democrats than Republicans believe in climate change, their was overwhelming consensus on both sides.  In fact, only 10% of voters do not believe in climate change.

So what’s up?  Why would all the conservative candidates go against the conventional wisdom of their own supporters?  Could it be because they are pandering to corporations as opposed to the people?

Exxon Mobil has been one of the most active opponents to any action on climate change.  They financed a group of dubious scientists who questioned its existance, and have poured over $27 million dollars into lobbying efforts opposing any kind of climate change action. Perhaps they are doing this because they are technically the world’s largest contributor to the problem, spewing out 1 trillion tons of CO2 every year.

The Koch brothers, the billionaire oil and gas boys that pour money into the Tea Party, spent $38 million dollars on their lobbying efforts, much of it opposing anything to do with initiatives that would protect the environment.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.  Coal companies, the Chamber of Commerce, and dozens of other corporations that would be negatively impacted by clean legislation are attempting to manipulate the best government that money can buy.

But I have to remain optimistic.  It appears that people are smart enough to see through the money and the political pandering, and hopefully politicians will figure out that cleaning up the environment could be good for their careers.

 

 
 

 

One Response to Maybe We’re Not As Stupid As I Thought. People Do Think Climate Change Is Real.

  1. avatar Mike says:

    The right wing response to global warming is the exact approach used to oppose any issue that they oppose….as sad as this all is we are still in the midst of a debate on the validity of evolution because some there is some dimwit feeding sound bytes to the mentally impaired who make up the majority fo Republican candidates….Michelle, Rick, Sarah and Christine O’Donnell are unfortunately just the poster children for this “say anything enough times and idiots will accept it” approach to policy formulation. It is pathetic and sad which is why YOU should run for Senate.

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Part 2 – Are You A Passenger Or Freight? Why Can’t You Sell Your Airline Ticket?

In Part One of this two part series,  I ended with “I vowed to ask everyone on my next flight to hold up a card telling everyone else what they paid for their round trip flight to and from equivalent destinations. I am not through with the fight against non-competitive Ramsey pricing, and also being treated like freight, not a customer. One fight at a time is a reasonable rule of engagement with monopoly practices in markets.” This is the second fight.

You might recall from Part One my frustration when I could not get the airline to help me with my problem. I expressed my frustration as follows when I was put on hold.  Now what? I can just lick my wounds taking some blame that I didn’t handle that very well and accept my fate at the hands of some airline efficiency programmer who is likely controlling policy by maximizing a revenue function based on a Ramsey pricing system designed by an economist. I’m an economist, and now I feel a victim of my own science. I will not accept this situation!” You might ask what is Ramsey pricing, and why does it place the airline in charge of your ticket and thus your flight experience? Good question. Let us explore and decide what the fight is about.

The Ramsey problem, or Ramsey-Boiteux pricing, is a policy rule concerning what price a monopolist should be allowed to set, in order to maximize social welfare, subject to a constraint on profit. In the case of airlines, no profit constraint is applied today. The system without the constraint maximizes the price paid by each customer one at a time at their highest willingness to pay level. The profit constraint would set profit at the best alternative competitive profit for similar risk investments to airlines by a regulatory body. In this era we have abandoned the constraint and destroyed price competition transferring benefits from the customers to the airlines and have no regulation of profit based on the rule.

Ramsey pricing was once called first degree price discrimination and operates best under conditions of inelastic demand (where a customer needs the product, ie.to fly, and is not deterred by price over a wide range). This kind of discrimination was historically controlled by secondary or used product markets. Preventing passengers from selling their seats to other passengers would have been an anti-trust violation in 1968 and before. Preventing the secondary market means that the seat for sale at a specific time is viewed by the consumer as their only choice and they must purchase it or it will vanish from their set of rational choices since they cannot resell it or get their money back if their plans change. All risk is transferred to the customer. To the airline the seat has a marginal (additional) cost of zero, yet it must cover its fixed costs which are constant for all seats on the plane. They sell when they find a customer who will pay  a price at their maximum willingness to pay. The system isolates the customer and makes each seat a separate market.

All the seats travel together, obviously, and therefore the airline seeks to maximize total seat sales value for the given number of seats on that flight. Thus the consumers gain zero consumer-surplus (the value they would be willing to pay above the competitive price for that seat) and the airline captures all the value of consumer/producer competition in the form of maximizing profit above cost for that flight per seat. Of course, the system is used on all flights. Thus non-competitive profit is maximized when the flight is full. When you fly these days have you noticed that you are almost always on full flights in planes where an additional seat is not technically possible? You can tell when this is true without counting the seats because your legs are asleep, a good proxy measure for no more room.

The downside risk for the monopoly airline is not selling all the seats reducing profit. If you understand this so far, you now understand why you feel like a piece of cargo or a revenue unit, not a person, when you fly.

In the full airplane scenario customers who could communicate with one another would quickly see that a market for seats could be created through the knowledge that when they refused the airlines price for any seat collectively they could bargain for lower prices if in fact they could sell tickets to each other. This would be most powerful when the airline was faced with collective refusal to buy thus a zero sales scenario for a flight with fixed costs. To the airline zero sales would translate into their loss being maximized. In this competitive face-off the price ultimately offered by the potential consumers would be the single uniform price that a competitive market would generate,  not a monopoly set of different prices. That price would cover total costs at full capacity including as one of the fixed costs a competitive profit margin. If that were not true then the airline would not offer the flight.

If you want to get thrown off an airplane just stand up and ask everybody to write the price they paid on a sheet of paper and hold it up for everyone to see. My little fantasy works best if it goes global. That would strike terror in the airline executive offices. It, however, would not be terrorism, it would be a call for the return to competitive market pricing. Have you noticed that in highly competitive markets prices available from each seller are almost exactly equal for the same product? When you compare prices in the airplane see if you can find the differences in the seats reflecting the price differences, or if some seats arrive earlier or have ejection capsules in case of a crash that your seat does not have. Every seat in each class is the same. They should have the same price for the same trip.

If you think the reason you can’t sell your ticket to each other potential customer is due to security, you are wrong. It is to make sure that no such secondary market for tickets comes into existence. No matter who holds a ticket they eventually have to come ride the plane and be checked for security. It would matter very little if the ticket were bought and sold a number of times among customers for security. However, it would end the situation we face where each customer pays a different price to travel together at the same cost per seat. Those of us over 65 can remember selling their tickets down at the student union if we decided not to take a particular trip we had booked with the airline. The reality is that this is the way a competitive market looks, instead of what we have today which is a monopolized market pricing system.

In both cases social welfare is maximized which leads the monopolist to think they have done no harm. In reality harm comes from a redistribution of the social welfare in the form of noncompetitive profits taken from each consumer transferred to the airline that would not have occurred in a competitive market. In a competitive market actual prices would be driven to equal prices for all customers because they could communicate with each other. The communication is not complex because all the information would be conveyed by the price. The rational consumer group will initially offer to buy at a price below the eventual market price. In negotiation the first sale would be at the price the airline could offer that would cover their total costs at their estimate of total demand for this flight. Once the customers have one ticket it would compete with any attempt by the airline to insist on higher prices. The airline is then forced by the market to maximize its available seats at that price to maximize its profit for that flight.

Is there anyone dumb enough to not be able to recognize that the ability to buy a seat from another passenger at a price below that charged by the airline would be a good idea? You might argue that when the consumers act collectively by threatening to engage in the act of buying and selling tickets to each other it harms the airline. But you must recognize that the airline in the absence of competition from other airlines or other ticket holders for the same time and routing clearly harms the consumer by controlling without alternative choices the market price. Those who defend the airline do not understand what a competitive market means. However, their understanding is selective. Virtually all of them would oppose vehemently a regulatory elimination of the used car market to protect the profitability of new car sales. Just ask them. Do you think GM and Toyota would support killing the used car market? Isn’t it full of unsafe at any speed gas guzzlers?

To be clear the regulation or rule that tickets cannot be bought and sold in a secondary market was brought on by the airlines, not the government. The airlines did this by being allowed to make the ticket a contract where the customer cannot sell the ticket to anyone else. In the world before this change the ticket was the property of the passenger when purchased.  Now it is more like an option to fly at the discretion of the airline. You don’t fly, no refund means you didn’t exercise your option. If you owned the ticket your risk is not being able to sell it. The airlines have avoided responsibility for this monopoly rip off by the customers being convinced that the problem is government regulation often mistakenly seen as security driven. A fool and their money are soon parted.

What is really remarkable in this case is that those who love the market the most are the most likely to be taken advantage of by the airline since they think the regulation is driven by an intrusive government instead of their false friend the business we call the airlines. The only markets really created here are the one for lobbyists in Washington and the one for politicians who will run on an antigovernment pro-business platform. The fool is the customer who supports this anticompetitive model instead of their consumer interests politically.

The truly savvy airline executive would say this is all speculative because the cost of consumers communicating with each other is so high per ticket that no secondary market will ever come into existence. Of course, that was not true when I could and did sell my tickets back in the “good old days”. An executive of this limited vision might consider the potential of Twitter and Facebook to finally prove useful when people stop gossiping about nothing or sending each other pictures of food from breakfast and start using the friending system to communicate at virtually no cost about prices. This fits nicely because it would channel useless behavior or ditsy behavior by those with food fetishes into socially useful price competition which is exactly what Adam Smith was trying to create when he described a competitive market. It channels the selfish behavior of buyers and sellers into the market where the conflict is resolved peacefully by voluntary agreement on price for the product. This free-market potential exists and it would be hard to hide its benefits. This deregulation would be customer friendly and just involve making tickets the property of the customer. Revolutionary: No, competitive.

Just imagine a blog of everyone wanting to go to Las Vegas the week of the National Finals Rodeo agreeing not to buy tickets collectively until the airlines posted a price at cost plus a competitive return and they could buy and sell tickets among themselves. Do you think no one would go to the NFR or everyone would go at the same price? Try this in all markets.

Suggesting that too much time used negotiating would make consumers give in would be the airlines ploy. Don’t customers spend huge amounts of time now as their own travel agents, while price searching and paying for luggage and seat preference? Don’t you think they would spend even more time to get vastly lower prices by buying and selling their tickets among the customers to set the price? I do. If there is premium value for particular isle seats some of that value could accrue to customers not just to the airline.

An even more saddening argument surrounds the perception that sites like Kayak and other discounters create competition. They do not. They simply provide a means for tickets to be allocated at prices set by the airlines using the Ramsey system with competition only coming in markets where there are multiple airlines that have no explicit or implicit price setting agreements offering competitive choices to consumers. Those are hard to find because of mergers and code sharing systems. At these sites you are finding a price, not negotiating to set the price. If you want to test the workability of negotiating with the airlines through Kayak, for example, I recommend a little experiment. Go to your local grocery store and pick out 20 items, then go to the checkout counter and make up offers below the stated price for each item and negotiate like you were on the beach in Mexico. Kayak wouldn’t do that for you, they would guide you around the store showing you dried up fruit not sold yet at a price set by the grocer.  You’ll never be invited back to the store because your cell won’t work from the county jail. Let everyone you know how it went on their Facebook and Twitter accounts. Please!

It seems like a good day to start a revolution. It is a sad day in the country where the market is touted that consumers demanding to have the power to negotiate over price is a revolutionary action. You are not freight.

One Response to Part 2 – Are You A Passenger Or Freight? Why Can’t You Sell Your Airline Ticket?

  1. avatar las artes says:

    The motivation behind this kink is the idea that in an oligopolistic or monopolistically competitive market, firms will not raise their prices because even a small price increase will lose many customers. This is because competitors will generally ignore price increases, with the hope of gaining a larger market share as a result of now having comparatively lower prices. However, even a large price decrease will gain only a few customers because such an action will begin a price war with other firms. The curve is therefore more price-elastic for price increases and less so for price decreases. Firms will often enter the industry in the long run.

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Once A Bully Always A Bully?

While I’m an unabashed Obama supporter, I have thought that Romney probably isn’t a bad guy in comparison to the Bush/Cheney team. I’m starting to change my mind. It will be interesting to see what other gems the campaign will dredge up in the next few months. But the story of Romney’s bullying in prep school brought a familiar old feeling of disgust to my gut I remember experiencing when I was in high school. It was senior year, and the entire class had gathered at the beach for our final graduation party. For no explainable reason, the class bully viciously attacked a “weird kid” who happened to be walking on the wrong side of the beach. Everyone stood around in a circle while the creep hurled insults and taunted the kid (who would clearly loose) into a fight, until some of us protested and the level-headed guys intervened to break it up. I remember watching the small skinny kid slink off in humiliation. My heart broke for him.

Now a disturbing portrait of Romney in his youth is emerging. The most egregious incident is the homophobic episode of Romney pinning the “weird” kid down and cutting his hair in front of his laughing classmates. The more troubling details of the story reveal how Romney purposely walked a blind teacher into a glass door – just for laughs. Now I’m rethinking my position on the man. Weeks prior to this latest disclosure I was having a discussion with my 81 year old mother who lives in Massachusetts. “I don’t trust the man” she said matter-of-factly. Mom has always had razor accuracy when judging a person’s character.

I have a twin sister who is deaf, and have spent much of my youth around handicapped and mentally disabled people. As a teen, I babysat for a family friend who had a son with severe Downs Syndrome. Both our families grappled with the pain and difficulty of raising disabled children, and the inevitable social ostracizing that comes as a result of the ignorance. That experience is indelibly woven into my soul. So you’ll understand there is nothing more disgusting to me than a person bullying someone less fortunate than they – especially someone who is disabled. While I realize “guys will be guys” and the fraternity culture in many schools promotes this sort of thing, there is a big difference between good-natured ribbing and true acts of cruelty.

I have noticed there are four kinds of people in life:

  • Those who perpetrate cruel acts for a laugh.
  •  Those who go along with it – amused.
  • Those who simply don’t care if it doesn’t affect them.
  • And those who have the courage to stand up and say; “hey that’s not right. Cut the Shit.”

I find people who speak out in face of injustice were raised with a sense of compassion, and have empathy because in most cases they have personally experienced some sort of adversity that shaped their character. There is a line between playing a good-spirited practical joke, like the time my brother in-law told my sister to ask their car mechanic to fix the “Gonkulator”, and a purposeful attack meant to demean someone because they are different.

I just finished reading the Vanity Fair article about the new Obama biography that explores the relationship with former college girlfriend’s Alex McNear and Genevieve Cook. Instead of a debase tell-all book, what emerges is a story of a thoughtful young man in his 20’s obsessed with finding his place in life; caught between two races and two directions. Instead of playing practical jokes, he focused his time writing, reading, running and pondering the meaning of life. Obama could have pursued wealth, as he was heavily pursued by the New York financial world. Instead, he chose the path of community organizer at half the pay, to follow his dream of making a difference in the world. McNear muses; “He (Obama) really worked his way through an idea or question, turned it over, looked at it from all sides and then came to precise and elegant conclusion.” There are many excerpts from letters Obama wrote, and you can’t help coming away with a deep admiration for the man he purposefully meant to become.

Today the media is afire with discussion around the Romney bullying issue. The one theme that has emerged is how Romney missed an opportunity to courageously stand up, admit his wrong doing, and start a national dialogue against bullying, while at the same time demonstrating his growth as a person. Instead he lied about remembering, and made a halfhearted apology for “some pranks that might have gone too far.” My Mom is right, this guy is a jerk and not to be trusted. Another famously correct Mom assertion; “You lay down with dogs you get up with flees…” Remember that when you enter the voting booth in November.

Yes, your behavior in youth is a reflection of the person you will become. Certainly we all make mistakes when we are young. Luckily most of us learn from these mistakes, and utilize them to learn and progress into adulthood a better person. Often we use these mistakes as teaching moments for other young people. But that only happens if you possess the honesty, integrity and self-confidence to admit and confront your past offenses.

In November we will face the choice between two men with very different backgrounds that have shaped them as adults and leaders. If Obama gets a second term (and I believe he will), I think he will go down as one of our greatest Presidents, perhaps on par with Lincoln.

6 Responses to Once A Bully Always A Bully?

  1. avatar Scott says:

    Wow, 100% wrong on the “One of our greatest Presidents.” So far, he as managed to rack up more debt the Bush, has zero transparency and for some reason keep promoting people that can’t pay taxes. All the while telling the rest of America that we need to pay our fair share. How about telling everyone to pay their fair share before he decides that I need to pay more. I would trust a person that made some dumb mistakes in his teens over someone that would spend his 30′s with Bill Ayers.

  2. Bizzy Life Author Avatar Michelle Cardinal says:

    Scott you continue to miss the point.

  3. avatar Scott says:

    Michelle,
    I understand it fine. I am to pile on Romney because he didn’t apologize well enough for an act he committed in his youth as judged by today’s standards of being a bully. I think if we all reflected on our lives and judged our past by today’s standards, we are just as guilty if not more than both men running for office. He owned up to it and moved on. My concern is what our elected officials have done lately, as that is a better pattern to what they will do in the future. I was optimistic that President Obama would change Washington, but it looks like Washington has changed him. No reason to give him another term. I will have the same thoughts about Romney if he can’t “own up” on day one. Finally, head over to American Dream and have a slice for me. It’s been too long since I have been there.

  4. avatar Brenda says:

    Well said, Michelle…I agree with you!

  5. avatar Mike Wilcox says:

    This debate about Obama as a “budget buster” is nonsense. This president took on two wars, he adopted Bush’s $1.3 Trillion deficit, he took on Bush’s $700 Billion Tarp disaster and he took on an economy in a true nosedive….add to that the fact that our government has grown consistently under every president since 1960 (except for one Clinton term) and the fact that spending is up is no surprise.

  6. Bizzy Life Author Avatar jeff says:

    Well said. Thank you.

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Living With Parkinsons. Part One – Are You A Passenger Or Freight?

Editors Note:  I am pleased  to finally welcome Dennis O’Donnell to The Bizzy Life. Dr. O’Donnell is not only a great friend, brilliant economist, solid fly fisherman, and a faithful Irishman (he and his family even have their own brand of Irish whiskey), he is also one of the bravest and most positive men I have ever met.  For the last several years Dennis has successfully battled Parkinson Disease.  In this first installment of a two part series on the complications of living with Parkinsons, he covers the difficulties of travelling.  Welcome Dennis!  Tim O’Leary

When you suffer from Parkinson’s Disease, there are few things more complicated than travel, and when I hear someone say “Oh, I know someone with Parkinson’s”, I thnk I have encountered someone who will unwittingly either make my life very, very difficult, or hopefully be intuitive enough to help solve my problem in a thoughtful way.

For a person with Parkinson’s, there are few things more complicated than travel. When an airline tells you “those 20 extra minutes should be no problem for you,” it is clear you’re about to be done in by someone who is going to define your problem for you. What you wanted to hear was “could you please tell me what impact the changes in your flight itinerary are going to have on your disability?”,  thus signaling that the person is going to help you solve your problem in a thoughtful way and work with you to help solve the problem.

I was recently rebooking existing airline reservations because the airline had changed the second leg and the final flight time on a long trip, increasing a layover at an intermediate destination from 3 to 7 hours, and delaying my final destination arrival time by 20 minutes. This pushed my arrival time beyond midnight in the middle of winter in Montana. This paled in comparison to the difference in managing seven hours in an airport,  as opposed to a two hour layover, a two-hour flight, and then a three-hour layover. This double move on the part of the airline to an existing reservation seemed like just another annoyance in what I’ve come to call “travel land.” This is a place where humans are cargo and revenue units; not people anymore.

The one hour phone call that this combination of people management and logistics took to resolve is the type of complex problem someone with Parkinson’s can face in many different circumstances. The problem arises from the fact that Parkinson’s is a condition where you are “on” sometimes and “off” at other times. In general terms, the “off” state for Parkinson’s is one where you move very slowly, freeze up, are stiff, and hardly able to walk; while in my case experiencing noticeable hand tremors.

The “on” state for many persons with Parkinson’s, until the ending stage, is a time when you are able to move fairly normally, the tremor is hardly noticeable, and though while stiff, it’s not too far from what might occur with aging.

The difference between the “on” and “off” in most cases is that the medicine the Parkinson’s person is taking is working to effectively suppress the symptoms. Sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn’t.

As a result of this switching from one state to another some people come to think they understand Parkinson’s from the” on” point of view, thinking that the “off” situation is potentially fake; or that it exists because of some mistake on the patient’s part such as not taking meds properly or not being tough enough to manage the problems. It is unclear whether these people come to this conclusion because that’s the experience they have had with people they actually know who have Parkinson’s, or whether it is based on their general world view that people should just toughen up and overcome the problems that vary over time.

The alternative scenario would be those who come to understand Parkinson’s from an “off” point of view. They understand that your default is “ off” and being ”on” is a blessing resulting from the proper use of medication, getting good sleep, avoiding stress, a commitment to healthy exercise and some magical alignment of the stars and your metabolism .

Even with all of these possibilities being able to control when you’re “on” as Parkinson’s progresses is increasingly unpredictable and difficult. In this hour I wound up dealing with people who had each perception. My response to the phone voice on the other end who had just said, “those 20 extra minutes should be no problem for you” and became a neurologist as well as airline representative was to suggest that we needed to work on the reservation change and that her attempt at being a doctor was inappropriate. I thought this was a well-intentioned attempt to stay on task in my negotiation. She obviously didn’t. A condescending voice retorted “I’m not playing Doctor, you now have 7 hours to get ready for that flight which is 20 minutes later than you had before.” I began thinking where in the Parkinson’s literature and my experience was this magical 20 minutes discovered. And then become the test of whether or not I am living up to the standard defining quality Parkinson’s behavior. As you might imagine I was focusing entirely on the problem of dealing with the 7 hours of medication management, not the 20 minutes of extra travel she was insisting on as the point of reference. It was clear that she was insisting in an unrelenting way on her point of reference. In part to test that hypothesis I responded “we will take a flight the next day”. She replied “that will cost you under our rules”. Hypothesis confirmed!

I said “you mean there are no alternatives?” The response was no longer remotely friendly but now intentionally officious and she blurted out, “you can pay the change fee plus the additional airfare charges for you and your wife”. My response was, “you mean there’s nothing we can do about my being dropped due to a schedule change by the airline in Denver at one o’clock in the afternoon while not being able to get to Montana until midnight without paying an extra sum of money when there are at least three flights in between and flights the next morning?” Her response was “No, I’ll check with my supervisor on the cost to you and your wife”. Click!

Suddenly I was on hold listening to that numbing music that once took you “up, up and away” to dreamy places in comfort. After about 3 min. of listening to horrid music blaring out of the cheap speaker on the phone at too loud an amplitude, causing feedback and bizarre tonal shifts, I reached to switch off the speaker. I was on speaker because my hands sometimes shake so bad that I wind up talking while banging the phone against my head to the rhythm of Brazilian music. Trying to switch the speaker off is tricky with a trembling hand. I cut the connection. Yes, there is a magical combination of keystrokes that invariably only a trembling hand can activate. This combination always leads to cutting off phone calls if you have Parkinson’s. How did they program that? How is it deactivated according to the manual? Where is the manual?

Now what? I can just lick my wounds taking some blame that I didn’t handle that very well and accept my fate at the hands of some airline efficiency programmer who is likely controlling policy by maximizing a revenue function based on a Ramsey pricing system designed by an economist. I’m an economist and now I feel a victim of my own science. I will not accept this situation!

So now, tremor in check for a moment, I redial the airline knowing that I’m playing Russian roulette with my reservation and the nature of the next airline representative is at best a random draw. I, of course, get a different person. So we must go through the whole story all over again. After pointing out the change in my reservation I hear the following “I notice you have requested wheelchair assistance between your flights. Is that correct?” My response is ” yes I have Parkinson’s and can have mobility problems depending on how I’m doing at the time” The airline representatives response is “I see, I have a neighbor who is wheelchair-bound sometimes and his friends take him fishing which often means they have to pick him up and put him in a seatbelt equipped chair in the boat. He loves to fish. I’ve often wondered if he has Parkinson’s”

I freeze. At this moment I have no idea which fork in the road we are about to take. Is this person going to be from the “on” perspective or the “off” perspective? That is the question of the moment. The airline representative’s tone softens and she says “how can I help you with your problem? It looks like you have a seven-hour break between flights and a midnight arrival in Missoula after starting that morning in Costa Rica at 7:30 AM. Whew, that’s exhausting to even think about”.  The air quietly flows out of my lungs and I say “I’m unsure whether I can really manage that situation”. Her response is, “let’s see what we can do”.  Oh joy, she is going to let me evaluate my situation and help in whatever way she can. She’s going to treat me as though my default situation is “off”. This means she’s protecting me from the downside risk rather than forcing me to overcome the downside by assuming the upside is attainable with some certainty through my efforts. “First, do no harm then, figure out what to do”. This is the mantra one needs to hear in my situation from the person helping you through a predicament.

In the end this helpful woman represented the airline very well and within the rules arranged for us to fly out the next mid -day with no extra airline charges while only having to pay for our lodging that night. Amazingly, during the course of this constructive change the first representative interfered, complained that I cut her off, and that the charge to us should be $500 each. The supervisor overruled and didn’t apply the fee. The airline now has a customer for the long-term. Even people with Parkinson’s have some choices. Too bad it can’t be when to be “on” or “off”.

Despite this reasonable outcome, not all problems were solved since I still felt that I paid too much for my ticket. So I vowed to ask everyone on my next flight to hold up a card telling everyone else what they paid for their round trip flight to and from equivalent destinations. I am not through with the fight against non-competitive Ramsey pricing and also being treated like freight not a customer. One fight at a time is a reasonable rule of engagement with monopoly practices in markets.

2 Responses to Living With Parkinsons. Part One – Are You A Passenger Or Freight?

  1. avatar Daphne says:

    Cargo and revenue units! You sure got it!

    Thanks for sharing this.

    Daphne

  2. Upon printing out the reservations on line I discovered a problem with one of our party who wasn’t booked on our flight from Phila to Denver. I called and was told they could not have her on the same flight as there were no more free ticket seats available. I questioned them about why they changed us in the first place and was told it was in the best interest of the airline. They refused to accomodate us due to policies regarding free tickets. We did not request the change and have to re-arrange our lives to suit the airline! They eventually changed Donna’s husband to the United flight which she was bumped to, but we are still unhappy to say the least!

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